this is the single best post on tumblr
I want all the animals
is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?
Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
Your grandma is 45?!
yeah she got married the day she was born
Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live100% not joking
Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building
When your mum yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog
The white person at the end of the scary movie