How to have sex
- Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
- Girl: yeh sure
- Girl: that's not my belly button
- Boy: that's not my finger
My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”
WHAT IS THIS I NEVER KNEW I WAS SPEAKING SIXTEENTH-CENTURY FRENCH
AND WE’RE USING THE WORD LESS NOW THAN WE DID IN THE 1800s?????
on Cherry Street, Olympia WA