How to have sex
  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger
burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber
aleygrashouse:

niaatastic:

how to curve niggas 101

lmaooo she snapped 
did-you-kno:

Source
so-personal:

everything personal♡
bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

WHAT IS THIS I NEVER KNEW I WAS SPEAKING SIXTEENTH-CENTURY FRENCH

saucefactory:

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AND WE’RE USING THE WORD LESS NOW THAN WE DID IN THE 1800s?????

waterbears:

on Cherry Street, Olympia WA

bonehatter:

This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.
niknak79:

He gets into his shows

my-soulmate-is-dave-strider:

clapchat:

so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying

Your brother is golden



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